Story

            Friendship With Love

          When the bell of rest is ringing. Ayu, Nisya, and Made go to the school garden as their appointment before. But, is not complete because there is no Arif. Then, they are looking for arif and they found arif. He is sitting in the front of the class with sad expression. Then, they ask to arif what happen actually.

Nisya: Arif… why are you look so sad today?

Made: yes…

Arif    : I confuse because of dea (a person who I really like) she asked me to buy the ticket of concert    

            next month for two people.

Ayu :  What…. It’s very expensive

Arif    : yes, I know, but I can’t refuse her request.

Nisya: made, you said that you wanna tell us

Made: My birthday will coming soon. I asked my parents to buy me a downhill bike, but they didn’t

             accept my request because it’s very expensive my parents said it is better if me give that money

             for poor people.

Ayu :  Ehm.. I think it is better if you save that money. If I have much money, I would buy a shop for my

          mother so, It will be easy to my mother to sell her cakes.

Nisya : Hmmm… don’t be sad my friends. How if we go to the mall? I want to buy a bag.

Ayu, Made, Arif: Sorry… I can’t

Nisya : Please, come on my friends. We are best friend.

Made: Ok…Ok…

Arif: Hmm… Ok, I’ll go with you!

          When they arrive on the mall, suddenly nisya look at a poster that looking for an actress/actor and the price is fantastic much money Rp 60.000.000,00 

Nisya: Hei… look at that poster let’s join.

Arif: Sorry I can’t join

Made: I’m too, I’m not

Nisya: My friends… Listen to me, we are need the money. Do you still remember about your problem?

Ayu: That’s right we may try.

Made and Arif: Yes.. I agree

Ayu : But the contest require thet we have to take a photo together.

Nisya : Ok.. we will go to the Photo studio tomorrow.

Arif : Ok, we may go by my car but it’s an old car. Hiks…

          The next day….

Nisya: Arif… I really fell hot in your car.

Arif: Be patient… the photo studio is not far from here we will arrive soon.

Made: Finally we arrive, Oh no it’s closed

Ayu: So how? This studio is the cheapest

Arif: It’s ok. We try to looking for the other studio

Nisya: Ok let’s go

Arif: Opss… What happen with my car, it’s can’t turn on. Ouh MG my car is broke.

Nisya: How can?? We have to arrive in the studio soon, and then we submit our photo, if late may 

            Disqualification by judge.

Ayu: Hemm… My friends don’t be noise

Made: Hei… look at there is a photographer

Arif: Ok… I will ask him.

          10 Minutes later……

Arif: Well my friends… he said that Rp 75.000,00 for one photo

Nisya: But our money just Rp 80.000,00

Ayu: Ok… I think it’s better then there is no Photo. Once … we have to serious

Made: OK my friends

          Then, they prepare to take a photo, a photographer ask them ready to be photographed in the 3th calculate. But, unfortunately, suddenly made is sneezing and make surprise all of his friend. So the result is broken.

Nisya : Made!! You are really careless

Ayu: It’s Ok… We have to submit what we have. It’s better than there isn’t photo, right??

Arif: Yes… Ayu is Right. It’s better so we have to submit it.

           4 days later. Made, Nisya, Arif, Ayu have breakfast at canteen. Then, made’s mobile phone is ringing. It tells that they won the contest of actor/actress because of their photo is unique and look natural, of course they get much money Rp 60.000.000,00. They get a golden experience from that audition. Arif realize that his girlfriend just wanted a rich man. Made realize that he does not really need a downhill bike and nisya decide to use a simple mobile phone. They decide it’s better if they give that money for ayu’s mother to buy a shop.

Nisya: Friends, how if we go to the beach in a holiday next week?

Arif: Wow, it will be fun

Made:  I agree, we need refreshing

Ayu: Hore…

          Then, holiday is coming, they go to the beach. When the other fiends is playing on the beach, Arif, decide to sit under the tree and he is playing guitar. Arif look at his friends and he look at Nisya in different way. Nisya feels that someone look at her, then they look each other.

Nisya: Arif, why do you do look at me like that??

Arif: Hmmm.. You are beautiful

Nisya: Hei, Come on arif don’t be joke

Arif: I’m serious… I have look at your for a moment. I feel you are different

Nisya: Hah??

Arif: I love You

Nisya: Ouch no, Don’t be joke

Arif: I’m serious. Would you like to be my girlfriend?

Nisya:  Why do you love me?

Arif: You are different from the other, you are unique.

Nisya: Not really (you are) ouch, You…

Arif: So??

Nisya: I do like you.

          Finally… Nisya accept Arif as her boy Friend. Although they always argue about something, but nisya’s opinion Arif is the best. They have been in friendship for a long time. So, they know each other.

THE TRUE LOVE

          THE TRUE LOVE

         

          Anis was a pretty girl. In senior high school she was famous. No, one students didn’t know her. She also smart and rich, everything she had. For this year she got award “the Smartest and Prettiest student” in her school, How lucky she was. But she didn’t enjoy it, day by day, month by month, year by year she tried to found why she didn’t enjoy it, but nothing.

          One day her friend Susan had boy friend, Susan always told about her relationship to Anis. Everyday Anis saw Susan and her boy friend together, they were so happy. Now Anis Knew, she had everything but not for love. She thought hard to found the meaning of love, but she not found he angel to hold her.

          One day her school hold student exchange program, Anis got opportunity to attended that program and went to Singapore. Anis lived in Singapore for a Month. In there Anis Enjoyed her studied, she got new experience in that school that didn’t she get in her school before. 

          When She Studied there, she met a boy student from the same country with her. Every day, they always together, because Anis not enough understood around. Day by day, appeared taste that unknown from her heart. When they hung out together, studied together, Anis felt happy and never wanted to stop it.

          Tomorrow is the last day Anis in Singapore, her student exchange would be finished. Anis Confuse, “why she really hard to leave this country”. And she knew, she also hard to stayed away from Ardhi (the student who could made Anis knew about the true love).

          Ardhi knew, Tomorrow  was the last day Anis In Singapore so he asked Anis to Hanged out at night, Singapore in that night so lighty with the moon and stars at the sky. What a sweet night, Ardhi asked Anis to dinner at the harbor. Anis Never forgot this moment. When the night tightly, Ardhi said, “I love you” for Anis and Anis Said, “I love you too”, they so happy at that night.

          Today, the day for Anis came back to her country, Anis didn’t sad again because she found her love now. Although, she must Long Distance Relationship with Ardhi but didn’t matter for them, because they believe the true love can break it.

SPOOF TEXT

        Do you know about spoof text? Spoof is a text which has a twist ( unpredictable and funny ending ). The main character of twist in funny story should be unpredictable and funny.
        The purpose of spoof text is to entertain and share the story to the readers using twist ( unpredictable funny ending )

Generic Stucture of Spoof Text
    1. Orientation
        It contains the introduction of characters and the setting of the story.
   2. Event
        It contains :
        • Background of the story
        • Plot of the story
        • Situation of the story
        • Point of view
        • Character in the story
     3. Twist
         It contains unpredictable funny ending of the story.




                                       DO YOU WANT TO PACK IT OR EAT HERE

     After Budi was fired from the restaurant, he was looking for a job. After he was looking for to everywhere, finally he got a job in pet shop.
     In the first day, a costumer came to the shop and wanted to buy a dog food. Subconciously, he said like when he worked in restaurant.
“Do you want to pack it or eat here?” Finally his costumer slapped him and he was fired.

                                                        CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN
      One day, three students named Bagus, Tyo, and Sysy was gathering in Tyo’s house. They wanted to spend their holiday by climbing the mountain. So they decided to climb mount Kilimanjaro.
      Tomorrow morning, after they put their suitcase into the car, they went to the mountain. After arrived at the inn near the mountain, they prepared everything that needed for climbing the mountain. After they finished, they climbed the mountain.
      When they were climbing the mountain, suddenly Tyo and Sysy were flabbergasted because one of them, Bagus fell down to the cliff.
” Help, Help me. ” Shouted Bagus.
” What’s happen? ” Asked Tyo.
” Oh no. Bagus fall to the cliff. ” Answered Sysy.
” Calm down, I will throw the rope to help him. ” Said Tyo.
” Bagus, hold this rope. ” Shouted Sysy.
” No, I can’t. My hand are broken. ” Answered Bagus.
” Ok, Can you bite it? ” Said Tyo.
” Yes, I can. ” Answered Bagus.
       After Bagus bite the rope, Tyo and Sysy pulled up Bagus carefully. After Bagus almost reached the edge of the cliff, Sysy asked Bagus.
” Are you ok? ” Asked Sysy.
” Yes, Sysy. ” Answered Bagus.
       Then Bagus fell down again to the cliff.

Created by :
1. Agung Prasetyo
2. Made Ngurah Bagus S. N.
3. Resi Jesita

XI Science 1

Spoof text

    Handphone

     In the morning Slamet slept over, he quickly prepared himself to go to school, after he finished, he rode his motorcycle quickly. At the way he increased his motorcycle speed, and suddenly at traffic light, he couldn’t stop his motorcycle and he crushed the tree beside the traffic light. After that he took to the hospital by someone.

    Slamet got injuried so bad in his stomach. At the hospital a new doctor suggested, he got an operation. And then the operation begin. Slamet woke up after undergo the operation, and he looked there are two patient in his room.

    With pleasure he said,” thanks God, all done…”

“Don’t be sure,” Agus said who slept at right his bed. “yesterday they left their scissors in my stomach, and I must undergo the operation again..!”

    Tesy who slept at the left from slamet bed said, “yesterday, I must undergo the operation again too because they forget, they left the operation tools in my stomach.”

    Unfortunately in that situation, doctor came in front of the door and said, ”anyone see my handphone?”

    Directly Slamet was fainting.